True Story--In college we were always playfully fueding with one of the fraternities. We went to the meat market in town (the real one, not to be confused with the bars!)...then snuck into they guys' house. We put a beef heart under one couch in the lounge, way back against the wall. Then we put a beef liver under the cushions on the other couch.
They started b!tching at each other about who was stinking up the house...took them 10-12 days to figure it out.
OMG that is too f'in funny!!! I do really want to do something, but I am trying to take the higher road and just fantasize about it.
But frankly, the bad girl in me really wants to just mess with the car, not to damage it, but make the SG think it is damaged.
'M I bad?
Im still standin better than I ever did looking like a true survivor feeling like a little kid Im still standin after all this time and Im picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind..
Me too...I am sure I am going to get locked sooner or later, and I will have to think of another...
Im still standin better than I ever did looking like a true survivor feeling like a little kid Im still standin after all this time and Im picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind..
Im still standin better than I ever did looking like a true survivor feeling like a little kid Im still standin after all this time and Im picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind..
LOL I was talking to a friend of mine last night, and we were coming up with all sorts of ways to sabotage the car.
She suggested pouring a little oil from a sardine can underneath the seats on the carpet.
Her husband suggested putting water that had shrimp boiled in it in the engine.
LMAO I am not really sure I am going to do all that, but it sure is f'in funny to think about!!!!!!
Im still standin better than I ever did looking like a true survivor feeling like a little kid Im still standin after all this time and Im picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind..
After all the bs talk last week about the car, the SG decided to go behind my back and ask the bankruptcy attorney to have it repo’d. Said he cannot afford the payments. Thought he would get slick, and have it take away from me under my nose.
But, alas, because I am a professional, and such a lovely person, the bankruptcy attorney saw fit to notify me of the SG’s decision, and inquire as to whether or not I would be willing to relinquish the vehicle voluntarily. However, I would be responsible for the deficiency to the vehicle, if any.
I emailed the attorney back and said of course I would be willing to voluntarily return the vehicle, however, seeing as this vehicle was solely in the SG’s name, I would NOT be responsible for the deficiency.
And then I cc’d the SG.
Dum arse…tried to outsmart me.
But…I am smarter than the average bear.
Except at Word Twist.
Im still standin better than I ever did looking like a true survivor feeling like a little kid Im still standin after all this time and Im picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind..