Would You Mind?






"SI VIS PACEM, PARA BELLUM"






A Truck driver sees a girl about to jump off a bridge, so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he says.

"I'm trying to commit suicide," she says.*

"Well, before you jump and kill yourself, would you mind giving me a blow job?"



"Well if I'm going to die anyway, I guess it's no big deal."

So, she does.

After she's finished, the trucker says, "Wow! That's a wasted talent.

Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

Me 48
X's vary
S 27
S 18
Back with high school sweety after 30 years..