Talking about her is fine. It's to be expected but the problem here is you have not let go.
You are holding on for dear life to the handlebars of a bike that has no brakes. And she views you as doing this with a smile on your face and the hope in your heart that the bike isn't going to crash ever while it's going full speed ahead down a steep hill.
Jump off the bike, John. It will hurt like hell but if you don't get off, you're going to end up mangled in the emergency room with injuries far worse than they should be.
