Originally Posted By: kat727
Men, I don't get them...

Ha Ha! It is a two way street.

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. ~Oscar Wilde

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. ~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. ~Aristotle Onassis

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. ~Oscar Wilde

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. ~Helen Rowland

A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares. ~Elbert Hubbard

Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember. ~Author Unknown