That is too funny! That's why I like the commercial where the mom says one kid gets to cut the sandwich, the other gets to choose the half he wants...makes it less desirable to skew the sharing.
And, I don't think we are in the minority meaning the minority of people get a D. I mean we are some of the few who keep at it and try to change things for the better instead of giving up, getting revenge, or just tossing our marriage out like used goods and trading in for a new one... I like being in this kind of minority.