She once asked me if I thought she was a piece of [censored] and in my DB stance I of course said no. I lied, she really is.
You gotta love it when they fill in the words for you. Mine used the 'b' word to describe what she believed I must think of her instead of the piece of 's' word. I believe my response was more along the lines of..."if that is the way you feel about yourself, then so be it".
One of the phrases I passed to her which she found quite crude at the time...
"You are making a sh!t sandwhich and eventually you will have to eat it".
Right before the D was final, she told me that she was eating the sandwich and that I must be laughing. I said that I was not, but deep down I had a bit of Schadenfreude.
