Okay. I know this goes against all Db'ng advice, but I couldn't resist. I opened a new Email account in a fictitious name and sent H a "suggestive" Ecard. Signed it from Donchawanano. See if she scopes out his texts and finds it.
I know it's wrong, but, THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT.
Trouble maker
I think the anti DB part is having expectations that it will do anything.