Just a Heads-Up

[Coach]

I always found myself wanting to hurt Boy George

When I see and hear "I will do anything for love" I get this overwhelming urge to grab the slimy mass and stick it to the meatgrinder with some eggs and breadcrumbs.

But that is my ultimate limit of violence.

This is just wrong to say in the same sentence.

I always found myself wanting to hurt Boy George

Just wrong.

[TimeHeals]

Ha, Ha

Can you honestly tell me that when you heard that song's chorous in the '80s ("Do you really want to hurt me?"), you didn't think, "Yes!"?

[pookie69]

I always found myself wanting to hurt Boy George

When I see and hear "I will do anything for love" I get this overwhelming urge to grab the slimy mass from my refrigerator and stick it to the meatgrinder with some eggs and breadcrumbs.

But that is my ultimate limit of violence.

This is just wrong to say in the same sentence.

Here, fixed it for you.

This was my ultimate climax after all the Zappa excitement.

[pookie69]

Coach,

I hate to tell you but I think you fell for that one.

I specifically constructed the sentence in a way that there were no direct reference to any violent act or person and admitted that my level of violence stops at grinding meat in a grinder.

I could not kill a mouse - I always give it to my cat to deal with.

[ris]

I could not kill a mouse - I always give it to my cat to deal with.

....and what does your cat say when you give her a mouse?

[pookie69]

I could not kill a mouse - I always give it to my cat to deal with.

....and what does your cat say when you give her a mouse?

She purrs.

[ris]

I could not kill a mouse - I always give it to my cat to deal with.

....and what does your cat say when you give her a mouse?

She purrs.

That's a novel technique for making your cat purr.

[pookie69]

I could not kill a mouse - I always give it to my cat to deal with.

....and what does your cat say when you give her a mouse?

She purrs.

That's a novel technique for making your cat purr.

Not the only one.

[Puppy Dog Tails]

I guess he lives down in Florida somewhere. He has put on some serious weight and is losing his hair.

Was he smoking a stogey and his initials are PDT?

Heyyy!!!!

It was low hanging fruit.

Damn. I thought I had that problem licked with these new Lycra boxer briefs.