THe best from my ex was 1: "I confess myself. I don't need a Priest to do that. So please God deliever me from stupid people." My ex claimed to be Catholic.
2: "Don't worry I will let DD keep your last name, but I want my maiden name."
3: Said the Catholic church would annul our marriage and our DD would not be illegitimate
Me:33 W:34 DD(1st marriage):12 lives with mom DD:4 DD:3 M:6 day she said didn't want to be married: 06/2009 EA:02/2010 as far as I know day I told her I knew:05/2010