OK, Wonka, you've done it now by bringing Disney into this, so here goes...


Mickey and Minnie Mouse were getting a divorce.

They go in front of the judge, and the judge says to Mickey, "I'm sorry, I can't grant you the divorce. I can't find any evidence your wife is crazy."

Mickey says, "Your Honor, I didn't say she was crazy. I said she was f'n Goofy..."