On two ends of the world..

[TimeHeals]

Me: do you believe that I don't have an interest in going to a topless/nude beach?
H: it doesn't matter

So you are telling me it doesn't matter if I go to a nude beach? Shall I go alone, or will you be my chaperone?

Me: But why you don't believe me?
H: its seems very fake

Are we talking about me not wanting to go topless to a nude beach or my breasts?

Me: I've tried to be open with you and talk about things that I normally wouldn't tell anyone and you think I'm lying?
H: you are not an open person

That's a strange thing to say about somebody you are accusing of wanting to go topless to a nude beach. Am I not open or am I off to flaunt my breasts before throngs of strangers?



I'm afraid you have me all figured out, and I'm not suprised. How could I possibly hide my raging desire to flaunt my breasts before stangers To think I gave all that up... sigh
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I'm not sure you should use this exact kind of dialog, but the idea is to kind of be playful and teasing