Lawyers are out in the hallway, trying to concoct something to tell Hizzoner. STBX is in there with them - I'm staying out of it. My presence would surely make her even more defensive as the question of her money gets dissected, especially given the fact that she apparently just made some kind of kazillion-dubloon land deal with Big Developer for some property she and her siblings inherited that their grandfather bought back in the Depression and which was always basically worthless but is now right where it should be.
Whatever they put together, I can always say "no," and I'm trying to do Right Mindfulness, so I'm sitting in courtroom outlining the Great American Divorce Book, covertly taking notes on other peoples' sitches.
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Mouthpiece just came in with some questions:
*Would I take a lump-sum alimony buyout? Maybe, depends on how many Benjamins I'd forego. I'm not too worried about the tax implications of monthly support.
*Would I be willing to take less child custody? Not even no - oh hell f**king no. Bailiff: No swearing in court! SP Himself: sorry, don't tase me, bro.
