She moved in with an ex friend after I helped her with groceries etc. and telling me all kinds of bs. This guy grows dope under the pretence of "medical". He is also a speed freak i've come to understand. This is a mid 60 year old guy, who is married, but wife lives in CA now.
She called me yesterday asking for some skirts I have along with a bunch more stuff. She needed them for job hunting. Funny, she never looked for work when I was helping. Being the "Captain", I took them to the house and dropped them off outside by other things I had delivered the previous week. I was thanked with a nasty email about how i'm a cheater and chicken s!*t liar.
There is no saving this "HO" for this "Captain" anymore!
My ship has found a different port.
I have been seeing a lady who is the complete opposite. It's a little scary because I don't trust all that well and she has already been saying the L word, ugh!
On to a lighter note,
A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her.
They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment. After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3am and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home.
His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty angry. "Where the hell have you been?"
"Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking girl there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her."
"Oh yeah? Let me see Your hands!" She sees his hands are covered with powder and... "You damned liar!!! You were playing pool again!!!"
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