Originally Posted By: dsh4320


W: Call when you leave church(i had beep off so I didnt get it until we were almost back to my place)

Me:They are asleep in the car

W: U were supposed to let me know when you left

At this point I wanted to go off on her, but I didnt

Me: I just now saw your text

W:Church started at 7 when did you leave church?

Me:What does it matter?

W: Did you even go to church?



I'm a comedian and smart a$$ by nature, I saw that last line and had to comment on it,

who lies about going to church?

LOL!

If I ever had to lie about going somewhere, I'd definitely pick another location to lie about.

Too funny.