I need more caffeine... And you all mocked me when I chose Pinhead as my moniker.

I'm a systems administrator, and a writer. Yeah, ironic considering that email.

Here's the revision:

Don't snoop through my email.

I understand that you might get offended when people advise me to protect myself. This is part of the collateral damage done when families are approaching separation and divorce. I've been honest with you about my plans and intentions from the beginning, and I haven't done anything to break that trust.

I have nothing to hide, and I won't lock my computer either. But your actions are disrespectful to me and to our relationship.