Another long term relationship bombed

[Chuck66]

It's a catch 22. You don't have sex with her then you fail the test. You were boring and would rather watch TV.

OR

You do have sex with her and you are called a Melty Man because she is toying with your emotions and can control you through sex and you need to be more confident and refuse her once in awhile to add mystery and intrigue by not pouncing at her first offer.

Did I put in enough DB cliches in that last sentence?

How is a person to know what to do?