The phone is not the limiting factor. It is the way my brain works that makes it hard. The way I post is so that it makes it easier on me. Sometimes people accuse me of posting in code.. until they start to understand it. It is hard to duplicate the flow for my brain on a 4 inch screen.
Dudess had some good insight also. Coffee and "dirty talk" is not a fantastic idea. Keep thinking about a place and time for a sit down with him. The phone cal to set this up will be interesting. Remember.. your L is advising that you do this. Coffee.. and the statement comes after "dirty talk".
Relax Eat Think Act normal React.. Smartly. Do something different. Emulate. Do Work.