This all makes me laugh out loud.

For 23 years my Wife ruled the house and she approved all decorations. I only had control of one room and one closet. But I was happy and in love with a slob and could care less.

Now it's all mine to do with as I please. I am having a field day. Only bad thing is that new furniture is very expensive.

Ill get there. Hey can somebody help me hang this old rifle over my firplece please? And hand me some of those rusty nails!


Me:48
W:55
M:22
T:23
Bomb:19Nov09
S:15Jan10
D:11Feb10
EA:Confirmed on 20Apr10
Fast track to her divorcing me