Not sure where to start, or end. WAW?

[john28]

you should ask, did you want to fool around last night or were you yanking my chain.

BINGO. Love the simplicity and the directness, McQueen! Even better if he'd do it at the time:

"(Wife), are you wanting to fool around, or are you just yanking my chain? Cuz I hate game-playing -- very unattractive."

Haha, I can't wait to use this one next time! I'm putting it in my back pocket for later use.