Talking about bad MC - 7 years ago me and W went to MC because I insisted. She did not want to go but agreed. MC gave us a printed questionnaire to fill prior to the first session.
It was a stupid on-line like relationship quiz. W left her copy on the counter that night and I could not help but to read it.
She completely falsified all the answers to make me look as bad as possible while making herself look like the "lost case".
The MC session took 45 minutes and decision that MC made was "you guys have no future" and that was based on the questionnaire alone. No real attempt to talk to either of us was made.
We had a drink afterwards and W was so proud of herself for being smarter than MC.
We actually reconciled a week later because I gave her my half of the house. I gave in and it worked. Now I have no ammo left in my gun and she knows that.