Not sure where to start, or end. WAW?

[Steve McQueen]

I don't want to try nor do I want to want to.

We made cookies together,

When they were done she got a text from a male friend (a guy I know that's a non-threat) asking if she wanted to get a beer (at 10pm).

I helped her pick out something to wear (being supportive)

BAKING THE ULTIMATE COOKIE WITH BETTY CROCKER.

KEEP BAKING IT BETTY!

Words, of advice: Your wife should get herself a full-time job.
It will help with "value" issues.