OK, after all that disjointed stuff, I'm hoping I found a solution to the texts.

If I get another tomoroow, I'm going to say:
M:This is three days in a row of stuff not about the divorce or Calla. Why are you telling me this?

Blah,blah,blah

M: "You wanted want a divorce. You are sleeping with someone else. aren't in love with me nor need me in your life. That precludes us from being friends. Google it"

Or

M:This sounds more like stuff for between a husband and wife

or

M:This is your personal life. You said you wanted a divorce and your affair has me agreeing with you. Your personal life isn't part of mine anymore.

DROP THE ROPE, CD!!!!!