Drawing a line and grabbing the seeds!

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Make Me A Virgin!


Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says "Doc,
I'm getting married this weekend and my fiancée thinks I'm a virgin, is there
anything you can do to help me?"

After the doctor stopped laughing, he says, "Medically, no, but here's something
you can try...on the wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed, take an
elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh, when your husband puts it in,
snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping."

The woman loves this idea, and knows her hubby-to-be will fall for this. They
have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The wife gets ready
for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing
and climbs into bed with her man.

Things begin to progress, her hubby "slips it in", she snaps the elastic band,
and the hubby asks, "What the *@#% was that?"

The wife explains, "oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping."

The husband cries out, "Well snap it again, it's got my balls!"