I would like to present to you the Betty Crocker Award for baking and frosting the cake which she eats:
i surrendered my debit card as well as house keys when i moved out
I knew that she needed the grass cut so the next morning I was over at the crack of dawn to mow the lawn
Her OM went out of town the past 2 nights and needed her to do his newspaper routes for him. Knowing that she could not do both his and hers I volunteered to do her route while she does the OM's routes.
On June 11th, I agreed to a separation and moved out of the house. on July 12th the OM moved in.
and this one
She wants to divorce and then date and be excited everytime I come over...However she thinks ...that a separation means that we can't get together and do things .