Pie's Story - he's comfortable again

[punkin]

It has long been my opinion that if people like Jen Aniston and Sandra Bullock can't keep their husbands, what the hell chance did I have. The answer: Don't deal with douche bags. The problem is that all men are an inner douche bag, you just have to weed out the ones that are most likely to alter-douche-bag-ego on you. A very rare talent, and one I obviously lack. Mel Gibson should be the MLC Poster Boy. Perhaps there should be a magazine with pics to include warnings, for women only of course. Bet it would outsell Playgirl.

My point being: Men come to a point they look in the mirror and find they are not the dashing, young, physically strong, devil-my-care person they used to be, and it must be our fault. We sapped all the good out of their lives.

**Please forgive the douche bag remark to any males present on this board. There is a similar name for women in this pretext ( right Eric) but we will refrain from using it***