These games of real life poker suck. I do not know if I am cut out for it.
Then you'd better bone up on it, REAL QUICK. Or prepare to regret it (that you rolled over) for the rest of your life.
Or, there is a third option. You can hope that your wife, out of the goodness of her wayward little fogged-out heart, in consultation with her attorney who does this for a living, just GIVES you a fair offer.
Personally, I don't like your odds. And guess what: they're your odds whether you decide to ante up and play the hand or not, cuz they'll PLAY IT FOR YOU, if you don't.
