Since, you brought Deputy Fife into the discussion...
Dan, your W should go all the way though. Maybe she should try and get you to finance a motorcycle (with a side car, no less) and outfit it with the big bush on front so she can ride around town "incognito"
"if you can't beat em, make fun of em" - socrates?
ADAPT. OVERCOME. IMPROVISE. -Tom Highway
Me: 43 W: 40 S12 & S9 Married 17yrs Together 20yrs