I tried, I changed, but still am getting divorced!

[TimeHeals]

DATING SHOULD BE FUN!!! NOT A BATTLE ZONE! LMAO!!!!!!!!

Says who? Never been on a bad date? Let's face it, most of them are not so good.

Let's label bad dates:

1. Serial dater. She isn't looking for any kind of relationship; she just wants you to spend your money entertaining her.

2. Bad attitude: He/She is either angry or depressed and you find yourself looking for a way to wind the date up early so you don't become the target of their anger or wind up blowing your own brains out after being infected with their depression.

3. More baggage than a bell hop at a Vegas hotel: they spend most of their time telling you about their last relationship..., or worse... the string of utterly horrific relationships they've been in.

4. The potential stalker: after the 30th email and 50th phone call you find yourself thinking, "I am so glad they do not know where I live... but... oh no... they can buy that information!".

5. Fruit loop: this man/woman has more cats than is healthy, a string of phobias that would impress Sigmund Freud, keeps asking you if you think they are strange, but tells you they have discovered the meaning of life and true happiness through healing crystals. Oh, and they have psychic abilities.

Shall I go on?

It's a battlefield... especially if you go on those dating sites.