I tried, I changed, but still am getting divorced!

[newmama]

some favorite lines in BJ's Diary: (there are several but these are some of my fav's)

1)"It's a truth universally acknowledged that when an area of your life goes ok, another part of it falls spectactularly to pieces!"

2) Mark Darcy says to Bridget "I don't think you are an idiot at all...you really are an appalling bad public speaker and you tend to let whatever is in your head come out of your mouth without much consideration of the consequences...but the thing is what I am trying to say, very inarticulartly, is that in fact, despite appearances, I like you very much....just as you are."

3)BJ: "Wait a minute...nice boys don't kiss like that..."

MD: "Yes they F-ing DO!"