Well, for all those loyal followers of the Whatis Bible Chronicles, I have a new series to announce. For a limited time only you can subscribe to this series and receive a spanking new biblical CD every month. Think of what a great Christmas gift this would make for that someone special. Act now and you will get honest answers to these timeless biblical questions:
Hell: Is it Buffalo, New York? Is Lucifer really Satan in drag? Joseph's Coat of Many Colours: A cheap Chinese Import? Does God have a Sister...and is she still single? The Garden of Eden: Was It A Top Secret Grow Op? Peters Denial: Was it fear or dementia? The Ten Commandments: Is there a comic book version? Who really knocked up Sarah? Was Jesus collecting welfare under 12 different names? Adam and Eve: Were they actually expelled Russian spies? Abraham’s sacrifice: Was it really God speaking or too much violence on TV?
...and as an added bonus I'll get back to posting about my incredibly exciting life as a single man...after the football game which starts shortly!
