Sure you can always read the bible at a bar, bring the small ones to pass around and collect them back on the way out.
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We've got little red or black bibles at work (I prefer red, it goes better with my socks) that I could pass out but would that be like stealing? Is that worse than swearing? Apparently nothing is worse than swearing so I'm in the clear! Maybe I'll head down to Hooters tonight after work and get started on my missions trip.