Not sure where to start, or end. WAW?

[Puppy Dog Tails]

So how should I answer the inquiries?

Wife: "Where are YOU going, all decked out?"

You: "Out. Talk to you later!"

(((poof!))) ... you're gone.

IF she corners you and pressed for more:

Wife: "With who? Where are you going?"

You: "Aren't we nosy today? I won't be late -- talk to you later!"

etc.

Puppy