Hey, the turtle's waving at me, he's got a book in hand and sunglasses on. I think he wants to go on the trip to the pond too! He can forget it unless he vacuums up all the green gucky stuff he leaves at the bottom of his aquarium. I have to set some boundaries with him or he'll walk all over me! "...and polish your shell like I asked you to or there's no dried shrimp for dinner" That'll teach him who's boss. Besides, he can't even read, does he think I'm a some kind of moron!
