LOL! The second would be: "Getting Screwed Around On For Dummies"
Yes I have too much time on my hands sometimes to actually research these assignments from you
Me: 35|WAW: 38|D: 6yo | http://tinyurl.com/2dxx7m6 Feb 2006, left, came back in two weeks Aug 2006, left again Apr 2007, filed for divorce Dec 2007, reunited Mar 2010, moved out, filed again
LOL I thought that one was too obvious, which is why I went for the other one.
Me:57 H:52 M:28 Got another lawyer last year and filed. D35,S/D twins28,D22 EA4/04 End? Who knows? "Life is like a mirror. Smile at it and it smiles back at you." — Peace Pilgrim
I'm surprised the other books you mentioned actually exist! You know maybe I should write a book: "How to get over your divorce in 29 days- for the first time IR reveals his proven techniques to public". You figure the divorce rate in the US is 50%. Let's assume 50M people are divorced. Half of those are LBS so that's 25M, 50% of those are probably still hurting so that' about 12M and if my book sells for $6.99 that's a lot of money!
I'll also reveal the bonus secret for an extra $.1 - "how to adopt a pet turtle to cleanse yourself of all the pain and suffering without the side effects of using the detox solution"
Me: 35|WAW: 38|D: 6yo | http://tinyurl.com/2dxx7m6 Feb 2006, left, came back in two weeks Aug 2006, left again Apr 2007, filed for divorce Dec 2007, reunited Mar 2010, moved out, filed again
Hey IR (like your new screen name!), I used the pet turtle on my Naturopath today and I thought she was gonna cry! We were talking about all the stress I've dealt with in the past 8-10 years and I said "it's a big adjustment from coming home to a wife and family every night for 17 years to coming home to a turtle who doesn't even care whether I'm there or not, cuz he can go without food for days. As long as I turn on his basking lamp in the morning he's good for the day, that's what I come home to now!" She went from "ooh, you have a pet turtle, that's so sweet" to looking like she was gonna cry! There could be big bucks in a book like "Turtle Stories That Tug At Women's Heartstrings" or "How Your Turtle Shoots But You Score". Oh and she's increased my St John's Wort by another 300 mg as she said 300 mg X 3 per day is a mimimal dosage. WTF, the stuff costs me $52 for three weeks supply, I should be the one choking back tears! Btw, I'm borderline with the Adrenal Fatigue now, that's an improvement so she says!
I have the day off, that's why I can sit in front of this computer like I am! I just phoned my daughter to see if she'd like to go to a park together to sit and read by the pond. She says she needs at least an hour to get ready! It's 2:30 pm and she's still in her pj's, hasn't showered, and hasn't eaten. She estimates this should all take at least an hour. A guy could be out the door in less than fifteen minutes! Maybe she needs to mow her mother's lawn too, Mish. At least that would only take another 10 minutes, right
Hey, the turtle's waving at me, he's got a book in hand and sunglasses on. I think he wants to go on the trip to the pond too! He can forget it unless he vacuums up all the green gucky stuff he leaves at the bottom of his aquarium. I have to set some boundaries with him or he'll walk all over me! "...and polish your shell like I asked you to or there's no dried shrimp for dinner" That'll teach him who's boss. Besides, he can't even read, does he think I'm a some kind of moron!
Oh wii, I think he CAN read, you just haven't provided him with books written in turtle with waterproof pages. He should be suing you for neglect and/or species discrimination.
Sure, take his side! I've just returned from taking my daughter 16 to the park. We had a nice time together, she hasn't changed much since she was 5! Well, I guess she really has but... This kid has always and is still always asking questions, non-stop. "Daddy, why do ants carry other dead ants around" "is that bark or fungus" "is it true that fruit flies live only five minutes?" "Why do all the license plates around here start with B instead of A"...she never stops, it's kind of cute. She has always been inquisitive and when you take her out somewhere she never stops talking. Her sister is the opposite, she's quite happy to just sit quietly and look around. Anyway, we had a nice afternoon of reading and question and answer.
