Oh, I'm sure I'm missing out on a lot of good sex. At least I know I don't know what I'm missing!
What ethnic group considers begging to be foreplay? I'm sure there are different versions of it in different countries, etc.! But the last time I heard the joke, begging was the Jewish version of foreplay. And the Italian version of foreplay was the man pointing to the woman, snapping his fingers, and pointing to the bed. The joke included several other groups, but I forgot the punchlines.