I tried, I changed, but still am getting divorced!

[newmama]

From urban dictionary:

1. On There
A phrase used to fill a sentence. Along the same lines as "like, so." Commonly used in a workplace environment while in conversation.
Your one of my top people on there, your doing great!!

We were making apple pie and I forgot to add the apples on there

2. on there
A meaningless phrase used in a conversation to bridge gaps between unrelated thoughts or used in place of uh or um, when you don't know what to say next.
Did you see that news story about the sheep getting killed? On there. You need a haircut.