Yes I will: - buy you gifts - take you out for dinner - take you on trips - settle for crap behavior - let you come home when YOU want to on YOUR schedule, not really taking into account my own life - watch your dog that YOU originally bought for yourself and keep it at MY home and let it $hit all over MY house - settle for crumbs
.... because I'm a nice guy and won't stand up to you because I have tiny balls and I'm afraid to lose you... but at least I'm honest. Will you love me now?