OMG--that is too funny!! Not an affair because it's not secret!
What does H want? A doormat again probably. I think he is confused because that is just NOT going to be me. And WHERE the heck is his next doormat going to be coming from??lol.
Hope, I started a thread over in Infedelity last month wondering if the guys over there thought porn was cheating. A resounding "yes" pretty much, especially if done in secret. Someone posted on it today and brought it back to my attention.
Do you know how pathetic I am that I FORGOT about the PORN!! Sheesh. What the HECK is wrong with me??? He runs around saying how sneaky I am (in the past I would sneak a homeless animal that I found for a while until I could get it to a shelter, and then my latest was sneaking my girlfriend's horse over here after I put mine down in May).
Yeah, he has a 15 year history of sneaking off to watch porn, and I'm the sneaky one. Sure.lol.
Anyway, I have the workers coming out tomorrow to fix doors, and I have some magazines for new furniture from Ikea, and the BIG QUESION:
Should I get myself the laptop? H said I need to "educate" myself about a D (Ls are $300 an hour!) and I'm told I don't have to do anything yet--he just got an initial consultation.
I would rather put that towards a laptop--I'll tell him I educated myself on the internet.lol.
Or how about this--I'm getting 1/2 of everything--put it on my tab?lol.
Am I having too much fun? Seriously--I'm starting to think this is abnormal.lol.
