They said I should get a hotel room and not go home at all!
I think I am going to have fun tonight!
Great idea.... Remember.. What is good for the goose is good for the gander..
This thread is about setting them free. What better way to set her free than to stay all night and party your butt off and let her wonder about YOU for once..
Then when she asks where you were, just tell her you had a little too much to drink, or you got tired and didn't want to drive home because of your condition and that you had a friend drop you off at a motel.. Then walk away from her...
After all.. She does want to be free from you right?