She's 29. And she was PA'ing on her 29th B'day. OM is 23. her mind says "I can still reel in a 23 so I must be 23 physically"

(I know this because the thought crossed my mind when , at 43, I was marrying a 25 year old.)

Her BB Msngr then was "29 and holding"

MLC/Identity Crisis as I propsed was our M problem about 30 pages ago.