WTF?

It was not lilac!

I would not wear lilac.

That is not in my color wheel...

It doesn't go well with my skin tone.

Periwinkle is more my speed.

Eric is just jealous!

He is also jealous of Mach's pink Depeche Mode concert shirt.

my disco ball...

My Ethal Murmon albums

My Editors cut of "The Crying Game"

and my autograph photo of Barbra.

He covets what can I say...

My goal is to some day be the person my dog thinks I am