Okay - time for a joke ( other than the one I married) A man dies and his wife has him cremated. She takes him home, dumps him in the middle of the floor, points to the fur coat she is wearing and says "See this, the fur you wouldn't buy me". She picks up tickets and says "See this, the cruise you wouldn't take me on. Then she takes a deep breath and blows his ashes all over the room. "See that, that the bl#w J#b you always wanted"
