I'm almost afraid to post this, cause I know you guys are going to bash me and tell me how stupid I am and I probably deserve it, but this is what I said to W this morning. It isn't exactly word for word, but it is close.
Me: You must really enjoy lying to me now and you are so good at it I can't even tell most of the time.
W: What do you mean?
Me: Friend texted you at 11pm the other night. That's a good one. (laughing). I know it was OM.
W: How do you know?
Me: He told OMW that you texted him and she told me. Did you have fun reading my e-mails?
W: I only read one.
W: So you think I initiated this contact? That text came in to me.
Me: Right, but you texted right back. You read my emails earlier and texted him to warn him that OMW and I have been talking about him.
W: Yeah, and I talked to him too.
Me That's good.
W: How do you know I am not lying about that?
Me: I don't. But I know you were talking to him. You talked to him the morning you paid your retainer to you attorney.
W: I don't remember exactly what she said, but she kind of denied it.
Me: He admitted it. You go in to work on your day off and he has a 25 minute incoming call? Come on.
W: There's lots of ways to talk to him if I want to.
Me: Right. What's the difference. You are getting a divorce.
W: Right.
(Why continue to lie to me if we are getting divorced and she doesn't care anyway? Why is she reading my e-mails and looking at my Facebook page if she doesn't care?)
W: Do you really think I am going to end-up with OM?
Me: No. Do you?
W: No.
Me: Why, because he has a new girlfriend now?
W: No.
W: You can also stop reporting my whereabouts to omw. She is a violent psycho.
Me: Yeah, right.
W: I know you talk to her every day.
Me: I do not. It's been a week and I don't usually talk to her either. Generally e-mails. How would you know that anyway if you haven't been talking with OM?
W: I just know. And every time you talk to her you act all psycho.
Me: Oh, then I must act psycho every day then since I talk to her every day, right.
Break to go downstairs.
Me: Did you read about OM buying condoms?
W: No. What? So I told her the story about his wife tracking him with GPS and seeing him go out of his way to buy "gum" at the drugstore, but he can't remember what kind or how much it cost. Not gum, condoms to take to OW2.
W: how do you know he was buying condoms.
Me: He goes out of his way to drug store, says he bought gum, but can't remember which kind or how much it cost. What do you think he was getting there.
W: I don't know.
Me: Everybody else knows. C'mon, you are smart enough to figure that one out.
Then she left for work. I withdrew ALL of the few $ that we had left in our joint account this morning. Only a couple hundred bucks.
