"And you know, I'm real tired of always thinking what she is up too or doing. I almost think she did this on purpose just to see if I'd go off or pound her with R talk." - this is not a masculine way of thinking.
Enjoy yourself and don't worry about things you can control.
"Enjoy yourself and don't worry about things you can control."
Should read:
"Enjoy yourself and don't worry about things you can't control."