It was suggested several pages back to send an "Infidelus Interruptus" text as they went out of town. Along the lines of "W, I hope it's worth it. We'll have some things to dicuss briefly when you return. You'll be suprised at the changes here" And go completely dark.
My original plan was to give a Dodson Gucci just before she drove off Wednesday am but her inconsistencies in being home would make that difficult. Plus, I'm not sure where they will depart from or it could even be Tuesday night. I have my D this week and don't want her around for it.