Oh no....does the fact that I am having such a strong reaction to his lame-ass antics mean that I might still love the c*ck-sucking, motherf*cking, p!ss-poor excuse for a decent human being, bleeding carbuncle on the stank-@ss of the world?

And here I thought I was well on my way in my exciting, wondrous, sweet-smelling journey; gliding in slow motion... lustrous hair, perfectly wind-blown; my professionally done highlights catching the rays of sun just so.... onward....onward toward my bright, sparkly, shiny new life.....

Bullsh!t.