Originally Posted By: whatisis
How about a little re-write:

Hey, I just started burning your things; for example, the clothes from your closet and a variety of other flammable things still in the house. There's no particular urgency...anymore. Wanted to ask if you prefer the ashes in a box or flushed down the toilet. Please let me know.

Just a thought. grin
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