My 2 personal favorites cause they are tied:

"I have enough friends right now...lets be enemies!"

"I have enough friends right now...I'll call you when one dies."


I agree with being civil.


Experience is a brutal teacher, but you learn. My God, do you learn. - C.S. Lewis

Life is usually all about how you handle Plan B. - Jack3Beans

Listen without defending; Speak without offending - FaithinAK

TRUST THE PROCESS - Cadet