I am not an idiot, and i know who was hiding in that bathroom today... He may be able to hide his cowardly ass in the toilet but he can't hide his truck... THIS is the man who's going to protect you? This is the man who's goign to protect children when someone breaks into your home? He's HIDING in the TOILET... That's your brave romantic fantasy today... HIDING in teh TOILET... He's AFRAID of me... HE's afraid of me and children... What a coward...
And BURST into laughter and walk away to give your kids a hug
