In 12 more days is our wedding anniversary... Hard to believe what two years ago when this started at this time we were staying at our time share. (Sleeping is separate rooms) and I made her escargot for dinner and ate it myself… YUCK… The next anniversary I hiked to the top of bridal Vail falls in Yosemite just to get a double hernia...
Maybe the funny feeling means you are constipated. When was the last time your funny feeling was an omen for something bad? And maybe, you should not try for the big display this anniversary. Doesn't sound like the last two were too successful. In the meantime, you may not have won any battles, but you are winning the war. So go have a good time with your son and when you come back, there will be a woman in your bed!